You can break dance in my house.

My house has wooden floors.
The carpet needed to be replaced like WHOAH and according to my Father a house w/ wooden floors sells better.
Not to mention it's cooler looking.
AND you can slide across the room pretending you're a rock star or something.
I love sliding across it.
Just love it.
I also love watching the dogs slipping and sliding while trying to run around the house. It's even funnier when they get nowhere at all.
I hate 70% of the animals that live in this house so it's like sweet revenge to me.